Hojo undo is the Japanese term for supplementary exercises and the tools used in the martial arts, mainly Traditional Karate. The hojo undo tools are made out of stone (cement), iron, wood and straw.
Traditional hojo undo training develops physical strength, stamina, speed, discipline, muscle coordination, posture and flexibility!
I will go through all the different types of traditional hojo undo tools
Let's start with:
1. The Makiwara - The most well known of hojo undo!
This link explains what it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makiwara
There isn't a modern day equivalent to the makiwara. Unlike the heavy bag, the makiwara more accurately simulates the hardness of the human body, thus making it more effective for training and conditioning our strikes. I personally think that every martial arts warrior should use one, especially if you practice the martial arts for self defence!
Also a padded Muk Yan Jong can help condition your strikes as well!
Please check this link out about why you should use a makiwara:
http://www.iainabernethy.com/articles/Lawrence_Kane_4.asp
2. Chi Ishi - Is sort of like a dumbell which is weighted on one side only! It's made out of wood and stone (concrete) and is flexed about in a number of ways to help increase the strength of your fingers, wrists, hands, arms and chest. Also it helps with your posture!
Heavy Indian Clubs used by olden day strongmen and wrestlers also do the same thing!
3. Ishi Sashi - These are hand held weights made out of stone (concrete) and shaped like padlocks. You can use these to practice your punching techniques and also other exercises.
You can also use kettlebells and dumbellls as well but make sure they don't weigh any more than 7kg (15 pounds.)
Remember people hojo undo training is not about getting big muscles (they slow you down.) It's about overall physical maintainence and improvement!
4. Makiage Kigu - Simply a handle (made from anything) with some rope attached to the middle and the end of the rope is some type of weight! All you have to do is twist the handle to raise or lower the weight.
This trains your wrists.
5. Nigiri Game - Ceramic jars that can be filled with water, sand or whatever to increase their weight! You grip them with your fingers around the rim. You can practice blocking techniques and also move about in diffrrent stances to improve your stances and posture. Also by gripping the jars with your fingers it helps increase your finger strength.
They don't have to be ceramic jars, you can use say empty protein powder jars/contai ners as well!
6. Tetsu Geta - are iron sandals which are gripped by the toes! The practictioner moves around and practices certain kicks with them on (mainly the snap kick, low roundhouse kick and the side kick!) This type of training strenghtens the legs and improves kicking speed!
Please don't be tempted use ankle weights. They're dangerous as they grip around the ankles and destroy them over time!
7. Jari Bako - Is simply a large bowl filled with sand, rice, dried beans, gravel or even ballbearings. All you have to do is simply thrust your fingers into the contents of the bowl!
8. Kongoken -A large iron oval shaped ring mainly used by Goju Ryu karateka. you can use it for solo or partner training! Using this tool correctly can strengthen the legs, waist and arms (including the shoulders)
9. Tan - Is just a barbell made out of wood and stone (Cement.) Again I repeat this should not be used in a weightlifting or bench pressing way!
One of the ways you can use it is to roll it down your arms and throwing and catching it with your forearms continuously!
I wouldn't do that exercise with a metal barbell or actually use one in general!
10. Maki Stick - Is basically a wooden paddle which you use to beat yourself with across the arms, legs and torso.
Well that's it ............ I think!?
Here are some links with information about Hojo Undo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hojo_und%C5%8D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBK5QZ-YsTs
Happy Training!!!
Sunday, 25 April 2010
Thursday, 22 April 2010
Why Is It So Hard To Get Girls?
As you guys should know I have the worst luck with women!
Yet what can I do?
I've given up on British women altogether, too broke to go abroad and for prostistutes and fed up with using my hands!
Oh well I'm screwed...................... actually I'm not screwed, I ain't getting any lol!
Yet what can I do?
I've given up on British women altogether, too broke to go abroad and for prostistutes and fed up with using my hands!
Oh well I'm screwed...................... actually I'm not screwed, I ain't getting any lol!
Sunday, 18 April 2010
Is Hip Hop Dead Now?
More and more I find myself asking this question. And I have come to the conclusion that Hip Hop is Dead and Alive!
Here's my explaination!
So how is Hip Hop Dead?
It's Dead in a sense that American Hip Hop is shit now! It's glory days are over! Gone are the great lyrics, the funky beats, the dj scratching on hip hop songs today etc!
Back during the "Golden Age" of American Hip Hop (1984 -1997) Rappers were so diverse!
Some rappers would rap about crime and violence (N.W.A., Ice T), some would party rap (Whodini,Will smith) , some would tackle political or conscious issues (Public Enemy, KRS One, De la Soul) some rappers would rap about how great they were or are (Big Daddy Kane, KRS One, Kool G Rap) and some just rap for the hell of it (Beastie Boys.)
Yet, all (well most) had a thing called "talent". They let DJ's scratch on their songs. Even Underground American hip hop isn't all that great! Underground cats have lost their spark and have become up their own arse (not all of them though.)
Here's a quote which I heard:
Mainstream rappers have can't rap, while underground rappers can't entertain!
Most of today's mainstream American rappers are nothing but one trick ponies! All they do is rap about money, bling, love and how "gangsta" they are!
Granted some rappers in the golden age were also one trick ponies but at least they had talent.
I think the hip hop group that best describes what has happened to hip hop today is the Black Eyed Peas. Before Fergie the Black Eyed Peas were sick and they made one of the best hip hop albums of all time - Behind The Front.
Ever since Fergie joined the group they're an insult to my eardrums. They don't make hip hop anymore, the make dance/pop!
Quite frankly the Black Eyed Peas sold out but I digress.
So how is Hip Hop Alive?
Well it's alive because of 2 reasons:
1. Hip Hop is global now, There's Japanese Hip Hop, South African Hip Hop, Brazillian Hip Hop, French Hip Hop, German Hip Hop etc! No longer is it about the Americans!
While the U.S.A. will always be the home of Hip Hop and will always be an inspiration! Other countries will always have their own take on Hip Hop.
2. Hip Hop is a culture not just a genre of music. It composes of 4 (I think 5) elements -
DJing, MCing, B-Boying and Graffiti (I think beatboxing should be included as well!)
So long as just one of the elements exist so will Hip Hop!
Here's my explaination!
So how is Hip Hop Dead?
It's Dead in a sense that American Hip Hop is shit now! It's glory days are over! Gone are the great lyrics, the funky beats, the dj scratching on hip hop songs today etc!
Back during the "Golden Age" of American Hip Hop (1984 -1997) Rappers were so diverse!
Some rappers would rap about crime and violence (N.W.A., Ice T), some would party rap (Whodini,Will smith) , some would tackle political or conscious issues (Public Enemy, KRS One, De la Soul) some rappers would rap about how great they were or are (Big Daddy Kane, KRS One, Kool G Rap) and some just rap for the hell of it (Beastie Boys.)
Yet, all (well most) had a thing called "talent". They let DJ's scratch on their songs. Even Underground American hip hop isn't all that great! Underground cats have lost their spark and have become up their own arse (not all of them though.)
Here's a quote which I heard:
Mainstream rappers have can't rap, while underground rappers can't entertain!
Most of today's mainstream American rappers are nothing but one trick ponies! All they do is rap about money, bling, love and how "gangsta" they are!
Granted some rappers in the golden age were also one trick ponies but at least they had talent.
I think the hip hop group that best describes what has happened to hip hop today is the Black Eyed Peas. Before Fergie the Black Eyed Peas were sick and they made one of the best hip hop albums of all time - Behind The Front.
Ever since Fergie joined the group they're an insult to my eardrums. They don't make hip hop anymore, the make dance/pop!
Quite frankly the Black Eyed Peas sold out but I digress.
So how is Hip Hop Alive?
Well it's alive because of 2 reasons:
1. Hip Hop is global now, There's Japanese Hip Hop, South African Hip Hop, Brazillian Hip Hop, French Hip Hop, German Hip Hop etc! No longer is it about the Americans!
While the U.S.A. will always be the home of Hip Hop and will always be an inspiration! Other countries will always have their own take on Hip Hop.
2. Hip Hop is a culture not just a genre of music. It composes of 4 (I think 5) elements -
DJing, MCing, B-Boying and Graffiti (I think beatboxing should be included as well!)
So long as just one of the elements exist so will Hip Hop!
Thursday, 15 April 2010
Distributism - Another Economic Way?
Lets face facts - Capitalism and Socialism can't and won't work. However I've been looking up on a strange socio-economic theory called Distributism.
Here's a link to explain what Distributism is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributism
I don't know if it can work. However, it couldn't be any worse than Capitalism and Socialism.......... could it!?
Here's a link to explain what Distributism is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distributism
I don't know if it can work. However, it couldn't be any worse than Capitalism and Socialism.......... could it!?
Sunday, 11 April 2010
Martial Arts Essentials
I've been studying the martial arts (properly) since June 2000 and I've never looked back! Many martial artists practice for allsorts of reasons! Some practice for self defence (like me), some for sport, some to stay in shape, some for spiritual development (me also but not my top priority!)
I think that having the right equipment is just as important as the 3 K's of Karate,
Kihon - Basics
Kata - Forms
Kumite - Sparring
With the right equipment one can train themselves properly in the martial arts!
Here's what I think as martial artists who's primary concern is self defence, the equipment that we should use (please note that sportfighters can benefit a lot from some of the traditional and more obscure equipment and training that is used with the equipment aswell!)
1. Focus Mitts - Mainly used by sport fighters but can be adapted for self defence (traditional or RBSD styles.) These help focus your punches, palms, chops and elbows. Kicks and knees shouldn't not be done on them!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_mitt
2. Thai Pads - Are really just larger and heavier versions of the focus mitts! These come in pairs (usually) and are worn across the forearms. They are usually rectangular. About 18" long, 8" wide and 4" thick.
You can work all sorts of striking techniques on Thai Pads. However stuff like running strikes e.g The running side kick, the running shoulder charge etc shouldn't be done on them!
This is what they look like:
http://www.combatsports.com/images/CVTP-2.JPG
3. Kicking Shields - As the name suggests! These are held with both hands and as close the body as possible!
Not only can they be used for kicking practice but also for shoulder and belly strike practice as well e.g. The Bajiquan shoulder strike!
This is what the look like:
http://www.karatemart.com/images/products/thumbnails/curved-kicking-shield.jpg
4. Hand/Wrist Wraps - While I have 2 pairs of them, I personally wouldn't recommend them if you are concerned about self defence! Like it or lump it most street fights are going to be bare knuckle affairs! For sparring and competition they're useful!
All bag and pad work should be done with bare knuckles if you are mainly concerned about self defence!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand/wrist_wraps
5. Punching Bags - Great for endurance, physical strength and practicing combos! While there are many types of punching bags, I only recommend 3 for self defence:
The Heavy Bag (or uppercut bag), The Tower (Pedestal) Bag and The B.O.B.
(All things being equal, I'd rather have the B.O.B. they are much more realistic.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punching_bag
6. Hojo Undo - Are the tools and the exercises that are practiced in Okinawan Karate! Hojo Undo help strengthen the body. One of the most famous hojo undo tools is the makiwara!
There are several hojo undo tools and I will write a blog about them and their uses later on!
7. Iron Rings - I wish I had some but they're expensive! They are mainly used in Southern Chinese Kung fu styles but they can be adapted to whatever martial arts style.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_rings
8. Muk Yan Jong (wooden training dummy) - These rock but my god they are expensive. These train your forearms, shins, stances, posture, angles, put some padding around some areas and it can improve your strikes as well! One of the best pieces of martial arts equipment ever!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muk_Yan_Jong
9. Herbal Ointments - By this I mean Dit Da Jow medicines, Muay Thai Oil (Namman Muay), The medicinal oils of Kalarippayattu etc. Great for helping the body to heal!
10. Protective Gear - You know the usual, Chest Protecter, Headgear, MMA/Grappler gloves etc. However if you're concerned about self defence I would rather use MMA/Grappler gloves over the Boxing and Karate gloves!
Well that's it! I hope you guys are rich. Buying all this stuff is expensive! LOL!
I think that having the right equipment is just as important as the 3 K's of Karate,
Kihon - Basics
Kata - Forms
Kumite - Sparring
With the right equipment one can train themselves properly in the martial arts!
Here's what I think as martial artists who's primary concern is self defence, the equipment that we should use (please note that sportfighters can benefit a lot from some of the traditional and more obscure equipment and training that is used with the equipment aswell!)
1. Focus Mitts - Mainly used by sport fighters but can be adapted for self defence (traditional or RBSD styles.) These help focus your punches, palms, chops and elbows. Kicks and knees shouldn't not be done on them!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_mitt
2. Thai Pads - Are really just larger and heavier versions of the focus mitts! These come in pairs (usually) and are worn across the forearms. They are usually rectangular. About 18" long, 8" wide and 4" thick.
You can work all sorts of striking techniques on Thai Pads. However stuff like running strikes e.g The running side kick, the running shoulder charge etc shouldn't be done on them!
This is what they look like:
http://www.combatsports.com/images/CVTP-2.JPG
3. Kicking Shields - As the name suggests! These are held with both hands and as close the body as possible!
Not only can they be used for kicking practice but also for shoulder and belly strike practice as well e.g. The Bajiquan shoulder strike!
This is what the look like:
http://www.karatemart.com/images/products/thumbnails/curved-kicking-shield.jpg
4. Hand/Wrist Wraps - While I have 2 pairs of them, I personally wouldn't recommend them if you are concerned about self defence! Like it or lump it most street fights are going to be bare knuckle affairs! For sparring and competition they're useful!
All bag and pad work should be done with bare knuckles if you are mainly concerned about self defence!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand/wrist_wraps
5. Punching Bags - Great for endurance, physical strength and practicing combos! While there are many types of punching bags, I only recommend 3 for self defence:
The Heavy Bag (or uppercut bag), The Tower (Pedestal) Bag and The B.O.B.
(All things being equal, I'd rather have the B.O.B. they are much more realistic.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punching_bag
6. Hojo Undo - Are the tools and the exercises that are practiced in Okinawan Karate! Hojo Undo help strengthen the body. One of the most famous hojo undo tools is the makiwara!
There are several hojo undo tools and I will write a blog about them and their uses later on!
7. Iron Rings - I wish I had some but they're expensive! They are mainly used in Southern Chinese Kung fu styles but they can be adapted to whatever martial arts style.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_rings
8. Muk Yan Jong (wooden training dummy) - These rock but my god they are expensive. These train your forearms, shins, stances, posture, angles, put some padding around some areas and it can improve your strikes as well! One of the best pieces of martial arts equipment ever!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muk_Yan_Jong
9. Herbal Ointments - By this I mean Dit Da Jow medicines, Muay Thai Oil (Namman Muay), The medicinal oils of Kalarippayattu etc. Great for helping the body to heal!
10. Protective Gear - You know the usual, Chest Protecter, Headgear, MMA/Grappler gloves etc. However if you're concerned about self defence I would rather use MMA/Grappler gloves over the Boxing and Karate gloves!
Well that's it! I hope you guys are rich. Buying all this stuff is expensive! LOL!
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
I Hope The U.K. Don't Make The Same Mistake With Mephedrone
I have a bad feeling that the U.K. will make the drug Mephedrone, illegal.
There have been a couple of deaths recently supposedly linked with Mephedrone in the U.K.!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7458101/Police-investigate-deaths-of-two-teens-linked-to-mephedrone.html
Now the campaigners and drugs prohibitonalists (arseholes!!!) want the drug to be banned! Yeah, because making drugs illegal has obviously worked for the past 70-100 years! (Please note the sarcasm!)
Nobody today smokes weed or crack, snorts coke, injects smack, pops any pills etc (sarcasm!)
If the U.K. makes Mephedrone illegal, it won't stop people from taking it, the organised crime gangs will get ahold on it, make the drug more expensive and lucrative, finally it will only be smuggled into the country through somebody's anus or by some random boat ( hopefully the latter of the two!)
The U.K. must not change the law status on mephedrone just because some people have (allegedly) died from taking the drug or because it's "addictive."
Now is the time to realise that making drugs illegal always does more harm than good and is fundamentally immoral to do so.
Here's a link on what mephedrone is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methadrone
Hell, even if the U.K. g'ment makes miaow, miaow illegal, I still take it LOL!
There have been a couple of deaths recently supposedly linked with Mephedrone in the U.K.!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7458101/Police-investigate-deaths-of-two-teens-linked-to-mephedrone.html
Now the campaigners and drugs prohibitonalists (arseholes!!!) want the drug to be banned! Yeah, because making drugs illegal has obviously worked for the past 70-100 years! (Please note the sarcasm!)
Nobody today smokes weed or crack, snorts coke, injects smack, pops any pills etc (sarcasm!)
If the U.K. makes Mephedrone illegal, it won't stop people from taking it, the organised crime gangs will get ahold on it, make the drug more expensive and lucrative, finally it will only be smuggled into the country through somebody's anus or by some random boat ( hopefully the latter of the two!)
The U.K. must not change the law status on mephedrone just because some people have (allegedly) died from taking the drug or because it's "addictive."
Now is the time to realise that making drugs illegal always does more harm than good and is fundamentally immoral to do so.
Here's a link on what mephedrone is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methadrone
Hell, even if the U.K. g'ment makes miaow, miaow illegal, I still take it LOL!
Friday, 19 March 2010
National Football (Soccer) Team Nicknames
I love Football (or as you yanks call it Soccer.) Can't wait till the 2010 FIFA World Cup actually starts. The funny thing is I've always liked the nicknames of the national teams. As you guys might know, I believe names are important and should be well thought over!
Here are the nicknames of the national football (soocer) teams in the 2010 FIFA World Cup:
Europe :
England - The 3 Lions
Denmark - The Danish Dynamite or the Dynamites
France - The Blues (Come on now France, make a fucking effort!)
Germany - The Machine Team
Greece - The Pirate Ship
Italy - The Blues (Like France, make an effort!)
Netherlands - The Flying Dutchmen, The Clockwork Oranges, The Clockworks, The Oranges
Portugal - The Selection of Shields, The Shields
Serbia - The White Eagles
Slovakia - The Fighting Jondas
Slovenia -
Spain - The Red Fury, The Fury, The Reds
Switzerland - The National Team (I don't think Switzerland tried too hard, don't you!?)
Africa:
South Africa - The Boys, The Boys Boys
Nigeria - The Super Eagles
Cote D'Iviore - The Elephants
Cameroon - The Indomitable Lions
Ghana - The Black Stars
Algeria - The Desert Foxes, The Desert Warriors, The Greens
South America:
Argentina - The White & Sky Blues (As you can tell, I hate it when team give themselves colour nicknames.)
Brazil - The Little Canaries, The Samba Kings, The Green & Yellows
Chile - The Reds, Everybody's Team (Pathetic nicknames1)
Paraguay - The Guaranies
Uruguay - The Charruas
Asia (Including Australia & New Zealand):
Australia - The Socceroos, The Ozzies
Japan - The Samurais, The Blue Samurais
North Korea - The Chollimas
South Korea - The Taeguk Warriors, The Tigers of Asia
New Zealand - The All Whites, The Kiwis
North America:
Honduras - The Catrachos, The Bicolors
Mexico - The Tricolours, The Giants of North America
USA - The Yankees
Here are the Nicknames of other national teams:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_football_(soccer)_teams_by_nickname
Here are the nicknames of the national football (soocer) teams in the 2010 FIFA World Cup:
Europe :
England - The 3 Lions
Denmark - The Danish Dynamite or the Dynamites
France - The Blues (Come on now France, make a fucking effort!)
Germany - The Machine Team
Greece - The Pirate Ship
Italy - The Blues (Like France, make an effort!)
Netherlands - The Flying Dutchmen, The Clockwork Oranges, The Clockworks, The Oranges
Portugal - The Selection of Shields, The Shields
Serbia - The White Eagles
Slovakia - The Fighting Jondas
Slovenia -
Spain - The Red Fury, The Fury, The Reds
Switzerland - The National Team (I don't think Switzerland tried too hard, don't you!?)
Africa:
South Africa - The Boys, The Boys Boys
Nigeria - The Super Eagles
Cote D'Iviore - The Elephants
Cameroon - The Indomitable Lions
Ghana - The Black Stars
Algeria - The Desert Foxes, The Desert Warriors, The Greens
South America:
Argentina - The White & Sky Blues (As you can tell, I hate it when team give themselves colour nicknames.)
Brazil - The Little Canaries, The Samba Kings, The Green & Yellows
Chile - The Reds, Everybody's Team (Pathetic nicknames1)
Paraguay - The Guaranies
Uruguay - The Charruas
Asia (Including Australia & New Zealand):
Australia - The Socceroos, The Ozzies
Japan - The Samurais, The Blue Samurais
North Korea - The Chollimas
South Korea - The Taeguk Warriors, The Tigers of Asia
New Zealand - The All Whites, The Kiwis
North America:
Honduras - The Catrachos, The Bicolors
Mexico - The Tricolours, The Giants of North America
USA - The Yankees
Here are the Nicknames of other national teams:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_football_(soccer)_teams_by_nickname
Sunday, 14 March 2010
My Favourite DC Comics Characters!
Here are my fave DC comics Characters (In no particular order):
- Superman - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman
- Batman - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman
- Captain Marvel - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Marvel_(DC_Comics)
- The Green Lantern - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Jordan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Rayner http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stewart_(comics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Lantern_Corps
- The Joker - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joker
- Darkseid - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkseid
- Steel - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_(John_Henry_Irons)
- The Flash - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flash_(comic_book)
I'm sure there's more but I can't think of anymore. I'll add more of them later!
Thursday, 28 January 2010
My Favourite and Worst Names!
What's in a name!? - A lot of things actually!
Names establishes our individuality. Names help us to connect with individual humans on a personal level! (That's the reason why a lot of soldiers in modern day wars didn't want to know the names of their fellow cohorts!)
A lot of cultures took the naming of a newborn child very seriously! The parents would do research and consult with whatever holy men they believe in!
Anyway here are the boys names that I like:
Names establishes our individuality. Names help us to connect with individual humans on a personal level! (That's the reason why a lot of soldiers in modern day wars didn't want to know the names of their fellow cohorts!)
A lot of cultures took the naming of a newborn child very seriously! The parents would do research and consult with whatever holy men they believe in!
Anyway here are the boys names that I like:
- Steven-Gerrard (Hey I'm a Liverpool F.C. supporter)
- Charles (A strong name, a name for kings!)
- Leon (Race neutral and simple)
- Che (After the commie but I like that name!)
- James (Simple and Strong!)
- The "arry" names - Garry, Barry, Harry and Larry!
- Javier (A combination of french and spanish! I just love that name!)
- Alex (Just a "Great" name! LOL!)
- Axel (Sound cool!)
- Isaac (Strong biblical name!)
- Isaiah (Again, a strong biblical name)
- Darren (Strong and race neutral)
- Warren (I don't know why I like that name!)
- Ryan (I don't know why I like this name either!)
- Dan (Good, strong name!)
- Sam (Race neutral and both genders can have it. Sweet!)
- Conrad (My little bro's name. Just a nice name. It's german for wise one!)
- Zidane (After the legendary french footie player!)
- Drake (Very american white boy but I like it!)
- Adam (Good Biblical name!)
- Sylvain (Yes it's french but who cares. I like it!)
- Ricardo (Just Italian, Spanish and Portuguese for Richard really!)
- Chad (Believe it or not the name is more race neutral than you think. Chad is actually short for Chadwick!)
- Solomon (Good Biblical name!)
- Emmanuel (Strange name but I like it!)
- Cervantes (After the pirate in the soul calibur games. Cool name!)
- Santiago (Nice name and also the capital of Chile!)
- Kilik (Again I got the name of a soul calibur character! I think the name is Turco-Mongolian in origin!)
- Masamune (Japanese name! I like it!)
- Balthier (After a FFXII character! Strange name!)
- Salvatore (I just like the name!)
- Kenshin (Japanese name! Cool name!)
- Shingen (Also Japanese! Cool name!)
- Maxwell (I don't like the name maximillian, too long!)
- Sigismund (Strange name. German name. I like it!)
- Carlos (Wait a minute! It's just Spanish Charles really! LOL!)
- Roc (Mythical giant bird of pray! Now I'm getting weird!)
- Tabarzin (A type of axe! Why do I like that name!?)
The boys names that I can't stand:
- American white boy names like Todd, Cory, Hunter, Brendan, Lance, Bubba (I know that prisoners don't like the name Bubba LOL!) etc
- Black ghetto names like TiShawn, Demarcus, Devonte etc. The Arabic names like Malik or Jamal I like and are infact genuine names (Malik = King in Arabic!)
- There are some other name like - Paul, Joe, Colin, Reginald, Walter, Barrington, John, Brian and many more!
Now for the Girls Names I like:
- Hidagarde (German for War shield. Despite that I like that name!)
- Hannah (Strong biblical name!)
- Jenny (Plain and simple. I like it!)
- Lioness (Yes I've heard some called their child Lioness! Weird but Strong name!)
- Argentina (I love names of countries and this would sound nice for a girl. It means Land of silver!)
- Sam (Check above statement!)
- India (Lovely country! Nice name!)
- Cinnamon (Cute name!)
- Vanilla (Also a cute name!)
- Sanaki (Strange name but I like it!)
- Sahara (I'm suprised nobdy would use this as a name! I think it's beautiful!)
- Essence (Why do I like taht as name!?)
- Topaz (Gem names are so last year! Who cares!)
- Kimberly (Simple name!)
- Connie (There's just something cute about that name!)
- Isabella (It's a bit old fashioned but it still rocks!)
- Magdalena (Pretty name!)
- Reina (I love that name! It means Queen in spanish!)
- Asia (A Beautiful continent and a great name to go with it!)
- Cyan (It means blue! Cute name!)
- Rose (I knew one proper hot white girl called Rose! Anyway why do I like that name again!?)
- Lavendar (Flower names are just weird! LOL!)
Girls names that I can't stand:
- Proper American white girl names like Kristy, Summer, Nikki, Alexis, Taylor, Gretchen etc!
- Ghetto Black names like Shaniqua, Latavia, Shanene, Laquisha etc!
So there's the names that I like. What about you guys or girls ,what names do you like?
Sunday, 24 January 2010
I Just Give Up!
I've give up with women! There's just no point in trying to get one! Women are fickle and quite frankly I can't stand fickleness. I get a girl's number, we chat for a bit, she loses interest and I'm back to square 1, being a fucking mug (chump = mug.)
When you women finally know what you want, call me. Until that time, Fuck Off!
When you women finally know what you want, call me. Until that time, Fuck Off!
Saturday, 16 January 2010
Oligarchy! Is Inevitable!
We all love to believe (well most people do) that there are different forms of government, each with it's own ideology and unique way of ruling. However, if you scratch the surface of any form of government, you'll come to realise that they are fundumentally the same.
Oligarchies!
Yep! Oligarchies! From a Monarchy be it Constitutional or Absolute to a Republic be it Presidential or Parliamentary!
So what exactly is an oligarchy!?
Check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oligarchy
So why does every form government become an oligarchy!?
Check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_law_of_oligarchy
The truth is that these 2 sayings have never been more true when it come to government:
"No man is his own island!" & "Too many cooks spoil the broth!"
Ultimately, all forms of government are oligarchial. It's inevitable!
Oligarchies!
Yep! Oligarchies! From a Monarchy be it Constitutional or Absolute to a Republic be it Presidential or Parliamentary!
So what exactly is an oligarchy!?
Check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oligarchy
So why does every form government become an oligarchy!?
Check this link out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_law_of_oligarchy
The truth is that these 2 sayings have never been more true when it come to government:
"No man is his own island!" & "Too many cooks spoil the broth!"
Ultimately, all forms of government are oligarchial. It's inevitable!
Saturday, 2 January 2010
The Most Underrated Individual Rappers
This is my first blog for the year 2010.
My favourite genre of popular music is Hip Hop! I just love it! Nothing like a good hip hop tune to ease you or get you in the mood!
Still, I've been thinking about the good rappers that don't get the props they deserve!
The one's that are unappreciated, even though they have mad skillz!
Here's who I think are the most underrated rappers (in random order):
1. Memphis Bleek
2. Heavy D
3. Jaz O/Big Jas/The Jas
4. Abdominal - A Canadian rapper
5. Xzibit
6. Lord Finesse from D.I.T.C.
7. Grand Puba from Brand Nubian
8. Chip Fu from the FU Schnickens
9. AZ
10. Marcelo D2 - A Brazilian Rapper
11. MC Serch
12. Chubb Rock
13. Prince Po from Organized Konfusion
14. Akil from Jurassic 5!
15. The D.O.C.
There's more but I think you get the idea!
Who do you guys feel is underrated in the Hip Hop Game!?
My favourite genre of popular music is Hip Hop! I just love it! Nothing like a good hip hop tune to ease you or get you in the mood!
Still, I've been thinking about the good rappers that don't get the props they deserve!
The one's that are unappreciated, even though they have mad skillz!
Here's who I think are the most underrated rappers (in random order):
1. Memphis Bleek
2. Heavy D
3. Jaz O/Big Jas/The Jas
4. Abdominal - A Canadian rapper
5. Xzibit
6. Lord Finesse from D.I.T.C.
7. Grand Puba from Brand Nubian
8. Chip Fu from the FU Schnickens
9. AZ
10. Marcelo D2 - A Brazilian Rapper
11. MC Serch
12. Chubb Rock
13. Prince Po from Organized Konfusion
14. Akil from Jurassic 5!
15. The D.O.C.
There's more but I think you get the idea!
Who do you guys feel is underrated in the Hip Hop Game!?
Thursday, 31 December 2009
British women are the worst women in the world!
Through out my 23 years of being alive I can honestly say that British women are the worst in the world!
They are the most vulgur, arrogant, fickle, rude, unintelligent, nasty, spiteful etc sluts
Sure I've only fucked British women so I can't really say what other women of different nationalities are like but my friends who have left the U.K. and fucked other women will agree with me!
Some people will say you haven't found the "right" one. Gimme a fucking break! I don't believe in bullshit like "Soulmates", "Mr & Mrs Right" and other such non sense! Even if I did I know for a fact that my "Soulmate" would definately 100% Absitively Posolutely not be a British woman!
I'm on a dating website called plentyoffish.com. I've messaged over 250 women since I've joined it on Oct 2009!
Only about 20 of them replied to my messages! Most of them never had the decency to message me back, not even to tell me to "get lost" or "I'm not interested." Only 9 women on that site had the guts to message me first!
When I did get some number from women on the site they decided to "play games!"
Newsflash to any Woman - I don't play games with women!!! You are not Tekken 6 and If I wanted to play games I'd simply play my PS3!
I've been out on the streets checking out women even asked a few girls for their numbers! Not even fucking one would give me a number!
Well fuck it I'm not dealing with British women anymore. I am only dealing with prostitutes from now on! They are cheaper, less picky, less rude and just plain and simply better than British women on the whole!
If I had the money I would get me a foreign woman (South east asian or Latina!)
British women can learn a lot from them!
At times I wish I was gay!
Attention British women - You've just lost out on a prize catch!
They are the most vulgur, arrogant, fickle, rude, unintelligent, nasty, spiteful etc sluts
Sure I've only fucked British women so I can't really say what other women of different nationalities are like but my friends who have left the U.K. and fucked other women will agree with me!
Some people will say you haven't found the "right" one. Gimme a fucking break! I don't believe in bullshit like "Soulmates", "Mr & Mrs Right" and other such non sense! Even if I did I know for a fact that my "Soulmate" would definately 100% Absitively Posolutely not be a British woman!
I'm on a dating website called plentyoffish.com. I've messaged over 250 women since I've joined it on Oct 2009!
Only about 20 of them replied to my messages! Most of them never had the decency to message me back, not even to tell me to "get lost" or "I'm not interested." Only 9 women on that site had the guts to message me first!
When I did get some number from women on the site they decided to "play games!"
Newsflash to any Woman - I don't play games with women!!! You are not Tekken 6 and If I wanted to play games I'd simply play my PS3!
I've been out on the streets checking out women even asked a few girls for their numbers! Not even fucking one would give me a number!
Well fuck it I'm not dealing with British women anymore. I am only dealing with prostitutes from now on! They are cheaper, less picky, less rude and just plain and simply better than British women on the whole!
If I had the money I would get me a foreign woman (South east asian or Latina!)
British women can learn a lot from them!
At times I wish I was gay!
Attention British women - You've just lost out on a prize catch!
Happy New Year
Just want to wish everybody that reads my blog a "Happy New Year!"
May it bring allsorts of positive things!
May it bring allsorts of positive things!
Thursday, 24 December 2009
Merry Christmas
Just want to wish whoever reads my blog a Merry Christmas! For me though I prefer the new year celebrations. It's just an excuse to get drunk and to try and pull fine women! Lol!
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
Spiritually, What am I!?
What am I spiritually!? That's a good question!
Well I believe in a god or some form of higher power but I don't really buy into any organised religion!
That being said I don't buy into religion causes the most suffering!
All I have to say is the 20th century was the most secular century yet it was also the bloodiest, most corrupt and most oppresive century of human history!
I do seem more drawn to the hindu religions, Sufi islam, west african spirituals and roman catholicism!
I used to be an atheist but it just didn't explain enough and atheists can be just as closed minded as any religious nutjob!
To me though ultimately I don't care what people believe in so long as they don't impose it on others.
Maybe I should make my own religion lol!
Well I believe in a god or some form of higher power but I don't really buy into any organised religion!
That being said I don't buy into religion causes the most suffering!
All I have to say is the 20th century was the most secular century yet it was also the bloodiest, most corrupt and most oppresive century of human history!
I do seem more drawn to the hindu religions, Sufi islam, west african spirituals and roman catholicism!
I used to be an atheist but it just didn't explain enough and atheists can be just as closed minded as any religious nutjob!
To me though ultimately I don't care what people believe in so long as they don't impose it on others.
Maybe I should make my own religion lol!
Sunday, 20 December 2009
Sharing Women!? Whatever Next!?
For the life of me I can't understand or stand is why do men share women?
"Sharing Women" is a term where 2 or more men have sex with the same woman at the same time!
It's usually done in porno movies!
The type of men that do this are :
"Sharing Women" is a term where 2 or more men have sex with the same woman at the same time!
It's usually done in porno movies!
The type of men that do this are :
- Gang Rapists
- Premiership Footballers ( or as you yanks call the soccer players )
- Weak minded men
- Porn stars
There's only one way to describe men that share their women - PUSSIES!
Advice to women - if your man want's to have a threesome with you and another man! Dump his arse quick! Those type of men are potential gang rapists and mentally weak
Advice to men - Don't share your women, EVER! Simple! You can never please a woman so don't bother try it!
Women are ment to share men not the other way round
Peace!
If a woman wants to date me she better get used to threesomes! The good kind ( 2 women and 1 guy!)
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Tall women not dating short men! WTF!?
Man I haven't posted anything in ages. Lets begin.
As I've been roaming the web I've noticed that a lot tall women (5'8" +) seem to have a problem with dating men shorter than themselves ( actually I think women of all heights seem to have this problem!)
Now I bet you're thinking "This guy's probably a short arse 5'3" munchkin that's just jealous of taller men and women!"
Well you're wrong! I'm 5'10" ( that's the average male height across the world! ) and I have had a girlfriend that was 6' tall (what a pair of legs!) At first she was a little bit iffy about dating someone smaller than her but she came around eventually and she's no longer care's about the the height of any of her dates anymore!
Unfortunately women like her are few and far between. Despite all the talk of modern day women being "strong, confident and know what's she wants" deep down they are still shallow superficial cavemen bitches who can't use their god (or nature) given brain to see past the bullshit evolution and social upbringings have installed in them!
They still use vacuous and foolish statements like:
As I've been roaming the web I've noticed that a lot tall women (5'8" +) seem to have a problem with dating men shorter than themselves ( actually I think women of all heights seem to have this problem!)
Now I bet you're thinking "This guy's probably a short arse 5'3" munchkin that's just jealous of taller men and women!"
Well you're wrong! I'm 5'10" ( that's the average male height across the world! ) and I have had a girlfriend that was 6' tall (what a pair of legs!) At first she was a little bit iffy about dating someone smaller than her but she came around eventually and she's no longer care's about the the height of any of her dates anymore!
Unfortunately women like her are few and far between. Despite all the talk of modern day women being "strong, confident and know what's she wants" deep down they are still shallow superficial cavemen bitches who can't use their god (or nature) given brain to see past the bullshit evolution and social upbringings have installed in them!
They still use vacuous and foolish statements like:
- "I feel more feminine if a guy's taller than me."
- "I feel protected when the guy is taller than me."
- "Tall men are more masculine."
- "Short men have Napoleon Complexes!"
- "It's just embarrassing dating a guy shorter than you! All my (shallow) friends would disapprove!"
- I want to wear my high heels when I'm with my man!
- I feel like a cradle snatcher when I'm with a short man!
The more I hear these arguments the more sexist I become. I understand that everyone has their preferences but remember we should not limit ourselves to them!
I tend to find that women are far more inflexible when it comes to dating then men are! I keep hearing tall women say it's hard finding man but it's usually the tall women themselves that limit their choices to men taller than they are.
Many say that the reason why women are attracted to tall men or men taller than themselves is because of evolution. The taller the man the stronger he is. Many scientists theorise that tall men being physically stronger they could better defend themselves and over people from predators and rivals in the days of when human beings were hunter-gatherers!
While I don't dispute that the taller men tend to be physically stronger! I and many other people dispute the fact that being tall means being a better protector or even that being tall is actually evolutionary advantageous in hunter-gatherer times and societies! Think about it? Hunting requires stealth being big usually hinders stealth. Also smaller people tend to be quicker, more dexterious and have better use of their bodies (technique) than larger men. This is important for a number of different reasons but I digress.
The excuse that really gets my goat is the "protection and secure" statement that women use to justify why they only date men taller than themselves. It reeks of insecurity and ignorance. Yet these "strong, confident and intelligent" modern day women see nothing wrong with this statement.
Usually it's young women (aged betwen 18 -35 years old) that mainly discriminate against dating short men or men shorter than themselves! When women get to about 40 years old they become a lot more secure of themselves and less superficial about their choices in life. Mainly because they know that they're past it and they're not as attractive as they once were.
My advice to young women of today is don't limit yourself to something as stupid as height when it comes to dating. A tall man is no more a better "protector" than an average height man or a short man! Stop buying into bullshit like things "Mr Right" and "Soulmates"! Don't always go with what "evolution" tell us is right or good! You have a brain ladies, use it to pic apart the nonsense of evolutionary and social crap (because your preference for taller men is mostly social not evolutionary!)
Remember this more importantly just because you "feel" more protected with a man that's taller than you, doesn't mean that you are protected!
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Top 10 Beat 'em up/Fighting Games
This type is my favourite genre of video games! Nothing like 2 warriors kicking the shit out of eachother! Some people will say that all you have to do in fighting games is button bash to win the game. Bollocks!
Well here's my list:
Well here's my list:
- Tekken 6
- Street Fighter 4
- Naruto Ultimate Ninja
- Super Smash Bros Brawl
- Final Fantasy Dissidia
- Soul Caliburs 1 - 4
- Virtua Fighter 5
- Darkstalker Chronicles
- Street Fighter Alpha 3
- Mortal Kombat vs DC
I could think of more but that's for another time!
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Feminism - Is A Disease
One of the most vile socio-political theories to ever grace the planet. How can anybody man or woman, left winger or right winger ( then again they're both pussies ) by into a philosophy that is so full of shit. Let's make one thing clear. Feminism is far from benign. We are lucky that feminists never got to power in most countries and especially they never became dictators. I guarantee you that most feminists would implement some of the worst policies in human history. Not to mention genocide of half the human population (not the female half.)
Here is a video from ArgusEyes of youtube which explains what feminism is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1uTUO1nKTw
Peace out!
Here is a video from ArgusEyes of youtube which explains what feminism is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1uTUO1nKTw
Peace out!
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